Right after work today, I went to Home Depot and Lowe's with all four children. There should be rules about this type of thing.
They climbed into the dryers and closed the doors on each other, they pushed their way through huge, hanging rugs, they hid behind boxes of tile, and they tried to use the long pieces of accent tile as drum sticks.
I tried bribing them, I tried scowling at them. In the end, I decided to just get out of there as quick as we could!
The end result was the purchase of beautiful tile for the shower floor. Hopefully, it will look good enough to be worth that tortuous trip! ;)